That’s what’s cool about working with computers. They don’t argue, they remember everything, and they don’t drink all your beer. (Paul Leary) Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. (Steve Wozniak) The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren’t there. (Gordon Bell) I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing. (Oktal) Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++? (Richard A. O’Keefe)